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<You> Hi there, please be a real person.
<Stranger> yes i am
<Stranger> are you real?
<You> that's just what abot would say
<Stranger> im no bot i promis
<You> Quick, what's 2+5
<You> quick
<You> quick
<You> quick
<Stranger> 8 i thikn
<You> BOT
<Stranger> NO
<Stranger> IM NOT
<You> Also 2+5 is 7
<You> So you're a moron
<Stranger> dislexic i though it was 3 and you where russing me
<Stranger> rushing*
<You> Dyslexic? that applies to numbers?
<Stranger> yes
<Stranger> it dose
<Stranger> so whats up
<You> Nothing.
<You> I'm old
<Stranger> who old?
<You> 26
<Stranger> thats not old
<Stranger> now 62 thats old
<You> Do you like gods or cats
<Stranger> gods lol
<You> Like Jesus?
<Stranger> yeah
<You> jesus doesn't like homos
<Stranger> but im not a homo
<You> But you said you like Jesus
<Stranger> as a friend
<You> Jesus doesn't want a friend. He wants your soul
<Stranger> he can have it
<You> Then you will be soulless.
<Stranger> well ill know its in good hands
<You> Jesus has holes in his hands
<You> Your soul will fall right out.
<You> YOu might want someone else to keep ahold of your soul
<Stranger> not if he puts it in his soul bag or if he has gloves on
<You> Jesus doesn't have a soul bag
<Stranger> yes he dose and he dosnt like ZOMBIES
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<You> He is a zombie. He rose from teh dead
<You> he wants to eat your brains and grab your soul
<Stranger> your wierd
<You> You're weird.
<You> I'm unique.
<Stranger> good argument
<Stranger> M or F
<You> I am the stronger of the sexes.
<Stranger> so your a woman
<You> wrong
<You> women are the weaker sex
<Stranger> so your a man
<You> Yes
<You> I can totally lift more weight than a woman.
<Stranger> i though you might be some mutant fused to your computer
<You> A cyborg?
<You> This would be more fun if you were not as young as I think you are
<Stranger> not really cyborg but just some creature that was melted onto an AI machine
<You> Otherwise it's like fighting a midget. It's not fair
<Stranger> one sec ill send you a pic of what i ment
<You> No gay porn please.
<Stranger> its not i sware
<Stranger> [url removed, img of mutant from Fallout PC game]
<Stranger> something like that
<Stranger> and when the world went into a nuclear fallout
<You> So how old are you?
<Stranger> you would try to rule the world with a mutant army
<Stranger> 18
<You> you sound like 15
<Stranger> physicly im 18 mentaly im only 15
<You> Ah I see
<You> So you have 3 more years of high school then right?
<Stranger> acclualy im in my senior year Im only 15 Mentaly
<You> Well you shouldn't be able to graduate then
<You> You shouldn't have a drivers license either
<Stranger> well i do and i willl
<You> Do you have a girlfriend
<Stranger> did she cheated one me though
<You> There is no justice in this world.
<Stranger> true
<You> Why'd she cheat on you
<Stranger> she never told me
<You> How'd you find out then?
<Stranger> when i found her making out with another guy
<You> Were you following her?
<You> Sneaking around
<Stranger> no i pulled up to her drive way because she wouldnt return my call to see what was up
<You> And you went in thru the window?
<You> Or was she in the driveway already
<Stranger> she was on the front porch
<You> did you say something to her
<You> You're supposed to beat up the guy when this happens
<Stranger> i just said fuck it because i told her, hey i dont care if you cheat on me just let me know
<You> Right on
<Stranger> yeah well i has to go
<You> Alright
<You> 2+5=8
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