QDB: Quote #299948
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 29 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 57.8% chance of being approved.

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<vector40> that was an interesting night
<vector40> woke up at 5 and started puking for no real reason
<vector40> haven't puked in a long time
<vector40> my throat feels damaged
<vector40> much respect to bulimics
<HunterX11> be sure to brush yo teef
<vector40> my shit smells putrid too
<vector40> something dark and uncanny happened in my GI
<HunterX11> It was a dark and uncanny bowel movement; the shit fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was interrupted by a gust of flatulence which blew into the toilet (for it is in the bathroom that our story occurs)...
* vector40 shakes his head
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