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<Uuxaul> Wtf... "Sitting with my boyfriend" comment on your picture... Wtf is that about dude... Cause I'll be honest.... That isn't a little gay, that is alot gay.
<Jad3on> inside joke
<Uuxaul> Alright... unless I get an explanation, I am revoking your man-card.
<Jad30n> well he likes to take me out when he goes out to all the bars and clubs and whatever and well bar skanks arent my first choice in women so I end up sometimes calling him my boyfriend so they gtfo
<Uuxaul> ...
<Jad3on> reading that over.... that pretty much sounds gay
<Uuxaul> Oh okay... So... He really is your boyfriend. In that case... As a duly appointed representative of the male population, I hereby revoke your man-card permanently and indefinitely. With your Man-Card revoked, you are no longer allowed to claim you have balls, or a penis. It is immediately assumed upon the surrender of your man card that you do indeed take it up the ass, as well as drink light beer, watch chick flicks, and record Lifetime on your DVR. As well, the male population hereby warns you that any further infractions of your Less-than-male status will result in the issuance of the "British" card.
<Jad3on> rofl, british card your a hater |