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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 40 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 55.9% chance of being approved.

#300208* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Stranger: hey
You: HEEEEEEYYY
Stranger: hey gurl heyyyyyy!
You: say it again, it makes me all wet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: spammer
You: no way
Stranger: just plain old desperate perv, huh?
You: no
Stranger: where from?
You: 15 yo gal from alabama
Stranger: 16 m florida
Stranger: you're emo?
Stranger: cuz I know this dude from alabama dama that is emo
You: well if you consider Slayer, Gorgorth, children of Boddom, Born from Pain and Suicidal Tendencies as emo
You: why not
You: but I eat at least a dozen emo kids at breakfast
Stranger: cannibal?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is gross
Stranger: and just plain wrong
You: you know, the ones with black hair and a pink or red shit
Stranger: I am not a big thrash metal fan myself.
You: cannibal corpse is a good band as well
You: too bad
Stranger: more of a neo-hippie
Stranger: what you hate!
You: i would showed you my kyttah if you had said so
Stranger: your kyttah?
You: MY WET JUICY PUSSY ยงยง
Stranger: lol
Stranger: back to spamming huh?
You: no way
Stranger: I don't need you to google a picture of a clit and link it passing it off as yours....
Stranger: If I wanted to masturbate, I would do that myself...
You: wait, i'll put it on my own server
You: hope you'll like it, i just shaved it yesterday
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I won't click on that shit
You: you want me to put it on imageshack?
You: it's the same for me
Stranger: k
Stranger: you're from brazil?
Stranger: lol what a loser
Stranger: finding a pic of someone elses clit
Stranger: and trying to pass it off as yourself
You: ok
You: my connection is shitty but it worked
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that is disgusting bro
Stranger: is that part of your cannibal shit?
You: FUCK YEAH
You: I LIKE EATING KIDS
You: KITTENS
Stranger: I am going to contact the FBI on you...
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: i don't care, i'll do like issei sagawa
You: i'll say i'm crazy, so i don't go to jail
You: and i will be set free
Stranger: holy shit bro
You: and i'll keep eating people
Stranger: you know the guys name and crap, too?
You: well of course, his name is/was Kurt Spencer
Stranger: you're way too creepy, little girl
Stranger: goodbye
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