QDB: Quote #300404
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 35 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 55.8% chance of being approved.

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Saudade> 'Oh ba- OH GOD IT WENT IN MY EYE'
<Saudade> And now I just remembered how I managed to cum in my own eye a couple of weeks ago
<Martijn> did it sting?
<Saudade> Yeah
<Natalie> lol
<Saudade> Worst thing was I saw it coming
<Saudade> Like time slowed down
<Saudade> and there was this glob of pearly liquid
<Saudade> then there was pain
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