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<@JoshHeartbrand> So I tried to get on my parents' scale. When I did, I got an -E-. This is something that a skinny person never sees - it's the error message that roughly equates to the scale saying to you "holy [censored], you're too fat for me to measure." So I went on Amazon and ordered a high-capacity scale, one that measures up to 400 lbs. I figured there was no way I weighed more than that...
<@JoshHeartbrand> I was wrong. I got the scale a few days later, got on it and saw that same damn -E-.
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