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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 70 times.
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<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet
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