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nazghul: Ergo, my ego is massive.   
nazghul: And you shouldn't stroke it.
nazghul: It might explode.
vampyric_vixen: But what if I want to stroke it?
nazghul: It gets bigger to the point where it explodes.
vampyric_vixen: And once it explodes? Is it just messy? Does anybody get hurt?
nazghul: If anyone is in the vicinity, they'll get hurt.
vampyric_vixen: Ok then. I guess I'd better restrain myself.
vampyric_vixen: It's going to be tough though.
nazghul: I bet. My ego likes to be stroked.
nazghul: Sometimes if no one else does it, I do it.
nazghul: Kylie likes to stroke my ego too.
vampyric_vixen: Really?
nazghul: All the time.
vampyric_vixen: Good to know.
nazghul: Kylie likes to stroke a lot of people's egos.
nazghul: You could say it's her profession.
nazghul: Because she is a
nazghul: MOTIVATIONAL SPECIALIST
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