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<Bulmer> yesterday
<Bulmer> I dreamt that you don't wipe your arse with toilet paper
<Bulmer> you wipe it with the poo you just did
<Bulmer> which appears in a container on the wall, like those really big toilet rolls are kept in at some public loos
<Bulmer> it's just a perspex box and the poo rolls out into it, you select a sturdy one, grab it, wipe with it, drop it in the toilet, flush
<Bulmer> I remember sitting there trying to pick one up and thinking "You know, I've never thought of it before, but this really doesn't work does it/" |