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lonestarnorth: if a midget fought like a dozen babies who would win?
lonestarnorth: and not one of those midgets who gets a black belt to compensate
Scaramouche: Midget would win.
Scaramouche: babies are fragile and they have poor motor control.
lonestarnorth: what if the babies WANTED to kill the midget for whatever reason, though?
Scaramouche: Midgets are like regular sized people (almost said "humans" for a minute, that was embarassing).
Scaramouche: They're just... fun-size.
Scaramouche: Also they are angry, angry people.
Scaramouche: All the rage is just compressed.
lonestarnorth: how much would you pay to see a midget karate chop a baby in half?
Scaramouche: None, I would never want to see that.
Scaramouche: If I did, though, then about twenty bucks.
lonestarnorth: would you watch it on youtube?
Scaramouche: No.
lonestarnorth: what if the baby survived?
Scaramouche: After being karate-chopped in half.
lonestarnorth: yes
lonestarnorth: he would become Halfbaby
Scaramouche: I am going to hell.
Scaramouche: Just by being around you.
Scaramouche: It is contact damnation.
lonestarnorth: oh god i am laughing so hard
Scaramouche: God has nothing to do with this. |