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<Scruffy> i though you meant math math
<Capn_Refsmmat> Scruffy: that'd be dave
<Scruffy> like HARDER 4+4 HARDER
<Maxton> Math!
<Capn_Refsmmat> Scruffy: "I'd like to do you... by parts"
<Scruffy> "i'll raise you to the power of 5"
* Diziara is getting all hot and bothered
* Capn_Refsmmat remembers a fun incident in calculus
<Capn_Refsmmat> people were telling our math teacher to use calculus to seduce his wife
<Scruffy> lol
<Diziara> ...did he?
<Capn_Refsmmat> "tell her you'd like to be her first derivative, so you can lie tangential to her curves!"
<Capn_Refsmmat> and then I say, "Second derivatives."
<Diziara> <3
* spork <3
<Capn_Refsmmat> and everyone looks at me
<Capn_Refsmmat> and goes "what?"
<Capn_Refsmmat> and I just say, "Concavity."
<Diziara> ...I'll admit I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds hot.
<Maxton> Bacon
<Capn_Refsmmat> Diziara: you can use second derivatives to explore the concavity of functions.
<Scruffy> "i'll eat your pi"
<Capn_Refsmmat> "chain rule" could be used for some fun bdsm jokes.
<Scruffy> Capn_Refsmmat, this is a bad path to be walking down
<Maxton> Nah we do it, like, in bed. With sheets and stuff
<Scruffy> that's why i'm posting the good parts to qdb
Comment: someone in the channel was talking about cybering with math another user in the channel
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