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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 49 times.
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<poutine> I just had a black dude get sassy with me while I was applying for my passport
<poutine> I put his ass back in place by asking for his personal info to report to the state agency
<spithash> poutine: cool story bro
<poutine> he's like, "They just had new requirements come in", I was all like, "Well, this application I just filled out says something different", so he's like, "Bitch, here's a piece of paper", and I said, "Bitch, here on this piece of paper it says I'm right", then he was like, "OIC"
<deadbum> Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: [Add Comments] [e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] [Kill yourself because&#11017;nobody cares]
<Ralp> then i was like "i can't wait to get on the internet and tell people what just happened.  after reading this story, they're sure to want to be my friends"
Comment: dalnet
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