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< jhutchins_lt> Now, see, if I'd used debian to get the beer yesterday, it would have put the beer in the fridge automatically.
< wireddd> and the beer mugs in the freezer
< beardy> Each size and brand in its place. The depending labeled glasses would have been cleaned and lined up.
< beardy> Without silly ideas of restarting the fridge for no reason, or for the door to fully close afterwards.
< jarick> beardy: But while opening a bottle of beer, you cannot open another bottle of beer.
< jarick> And if you get the bottle half-open, you find that you can't open other beers until you 1) close the bottle 2) reopen it
< jarick> Sometimes, you have to buy other brands of beer and down them before downing this one, because the shop says that "you have to try this one first", even when you don't want to.
< beardy> jarick: In the end though, you enjoy your beer, in a chair or sofa of your choice. You are not forced to sit in one looking exactly like millions of others.
< beardy> If you don't need the newest sofa cover designs, the feet of it will almost guaranteed not fall off, having you sitting on the floor with spilled beer.
< beardy> eh. scratch that
< jarick> beardy: I think the airline metaphor worked better. |