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* +Emperor_Nick shudders
<+Emperor_Nick> During the inquisition, a lot of my tentacle monster brothers lost perfectly good tentacles that way
<+Emperor_Nick> Mostly the gay ones. The church didn't mind so much the heterosexual tentacle raep
<+Emperor_Nick> But no use of the poop shute? How were we supposed to abide by that
<+Emperor_Nick> I've got like, fifty tentacles on a bad day. They can't ALL go into just two orifices
<+Emperor_Nick> Try as I might.
<+Emperor_Nick> That's why you don't hear about a lot of gay tentacle monsters
<+Emperor_Nick> Not enough orifices to work with
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