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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 55 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 63.6% chance of being approved.

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<@KearV1> wonder where I can get a jesus robe...
<@KearV1> it looks comfy but then you would think if it were that comfy ppl wouldn't be walking around in pants
<Joel> I think it's more the lack of accidental junk flashing that makes pants more popular.
<Luke> are you saying jesus used to flash his junk?
<Joel> Well, Jesus probably used his Jesus powers to not. But other people probably will.
<Robe> jesus power 1. walking on water, jesus power 2. rising from the dead. jesus power 3 turning water into wine. jesus power 4. not flashing your junk when walking around in a robe.
<Joel> He's some sort of floating, drunk, non-flashing Jewish zombie
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