QDB: Quote #304554
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 32 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 58.3% chance of being approved.

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Mat: can you hire yourself?
Mike: you can try
Mike: but they say everyone is their own toughest interviewer
Mat: oh... no me, I don't really care about anything
Mike: you're hired!
Mat: hurray!
Mike: your first assignment is to make a sandwich. then, network it
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