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<tito> so get this
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!"