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{PhN}Gakks: when are you going to play Duke Nukem? :
{PhN}Gakks: :D
{PhN}Gakks: I can see it as a game that won't hit you at all! :D
{PhN}Gakks: and you might wonder why I say that
{PhN}Gakks: but I just want to know your reaction when you get an assignment from a stripper to get some popcorn, a soda and a vibrator :D
serra: rofl
serra: well
serra: why he would need a vibrator ? :o
{PhN}Gakks: the stripper needed it
{PhN}Gakks: for some reason
{PhN}Gakks: I guess they just put it there as adult humor you know
serra: better than given a task to satisfy him perhaps
{PhN}Gakks: yeah... I can see how that wouldn't fit in :D
serra: lol
{PhN}Gakks: that's actually an amazing game idea
{PhN}Gakks: sell it to 14 year old girls
{PhN}Gakks: "How to perform oral sex on a male"
serra: on wii ?
{PhN}Gakks: and since they would clearly be better at it (due to artifical experience) and more secure about their ability to do so they'd also do it more
{PhN}Gakks: hence less violent males since there would be an increased amount of dick sucking going on
{PhN}Gakks: ergo first small step towards world peace
{PhN}Gakks: we'd get a Nobel peace prize!
{PhN}Gakks: has too look good on our resume
{PhN}Gakks: "Nobel peace prize due to oral sex game"
serra: lol
serra: well ever think a career in creative departments ? :D
{PhN}Gakks: I have awesome stupid ideas :D
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