QDB: Quote #307124
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 46 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 59.1% chance of being approved.

#307124* (?/46) ⚐Flag
Bubs: if i can turn into a woman
Bubs: id probably spend all day
Bubs: fingering myself
Bubs: then bait guys into my apartment
Bubs: then transform back into a guy
Bubs: and beat the shit out of the person i lured
Bubs: id be like
Bubs: what the fuck are you doing here with my girlfriend
Bubs: ill kill you fucker
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