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<RedMachineD>i went and took a dump, right
<RedMachineD>and i'm over at my ex's place
<RedMachineD>and so i dump and flush
<anal_octopus>no, that's not right
<RedMachineD>and the goddamn toilet clogs
<anal_octopus>you did not take a dump
<jas>wtf is this shit
<RedMachineD>and i look for a plunger and there is none
<RedMachineD>and i'm like aaaaahhhhh fuck shit fuck
<RedMachineD>so i go rooting around for a plunger in her bathroom and the closets
<RedMachineD>and i finally find one
<RedMachineD>so i plunge and plunge and plunge
<RedMachineD>water goes down a bit, still won't flush
<RedMachineD>and i keep at it
<RedMachineD>i did that cycle eight times before it cleared
<anal_octopus>what the hell did you eat
<RedMachineD>so i wash my hands and clean the plunger and put it back
<RedMachineD>and i'm like
<RedMachineD>there's no way i could have clogged it
<RedMachineD>so i ask connor if he used the bathroom today
<RedMachineD>and he did
<RedMachineD>TO FLUSH A FUCKING SNOW GLOVE
<RedMachineD>BECAUSE HE FUCKING FOUND FUTURAMA ON YOUTUBE
<RedMachineD>AND SAW THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THE SEWERS
<anal_octopus>ahahahahahaha
<anal_octopus>is connor her little brother or something
<RedMachineD>connor is my sonComment: #420chan
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