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ponigirl: my sister is a pool noodle bully
Motoko: Your sister seems like quite the menace.
JBridge: She can be.
JBridge: She makes good cookies, anyway.
ponigirl: wrong sibling.
ponigirl: oh wait, did she make those ones?
Motoko: I would ship, but I'm not sure any girl should have that inflicted on her.
ponigirl: haha
Motoko: Does she know how horribly depraved JBridge is?
Motoko: I think she needs to be warned.
JBridge: She does know.
JBridge: Now back to Driver.
Motoko: You used the word "ahegao", JBridge. I don't think there is enough warning for that.
JBridge: Once!
ponicalica: what's ahegao?
Solstace: "
Solstace: A term used to describe the facial expressions of hentai anime girls who are being raped, and hence their mental health has hit rock bottom. Ahe Gao is usually a combination of expressions of happiness, sadness, disappointment, and futility."
ponicalica: *sigh*
JBridge: Just so we're clear, not my kind of fetish.
Motoko: That you have to clarify this should indicate something about you, JBridge!
Solstace: lol
JBridge: Point taken.
JBridge: That said, I am offended.
JBridge: I do not enjoy such filth! I only enjoy good, wholesome futanari!
Motoko: You brought it on yourse-- *spittake*
JBridge: As well as some other things.
Motoko: JBridge, I have some disappointing news about the real world...
Solstace: .....
JBridge: Oh, I know.
JBridge: That's what invasive surgery is for.
Motoko: So you say, but... you did not just say that.
JBridge: I did say that.
Motoko: -___-
Motoko: Solstace, I think he needs another round.
JBridge: In all seriousness, I tend to be rather picky.
You have been kicked by Solstace: (Ahegao)
The topic for #MadokaMadness is: (stuff)
***Motoko high-fives Solstace
JBridge: I couldn't look at something like that in good conscience.
JBridge: Rape stuff, that is.
JBridge: Yet I have RapeLay, if only to satisfy my morbid curiosity.
Motoko: Stop explaining it to us, JBridge. You're just digging the hole deeper... unless digging holes is a fetish of yours too.
JBridge: Man, I really have become desensitized.
JBridge: No, it isn't.
JBridge: Yet.
Solstace: .....
Motoko: I can only agree with Solstace here!
You have been kicked by ponicalica: (I feel this is necessary.)
JBridge: Should I rant on realism in hentai, or go back to playing my game?
Solstace: JBridge: Well, when you start fapping to Mai-chan's Daily Life, it'd be a good idea to know where your parents keep the guns....
JBridge: Yeah, no.
Solstace: :P
JBridge: I ain't fappin' to that any time soon.
JBridge: Of course, if I did read it I'd probably be mostly interested in how Mai's regenerative powers work.
Motoko: JBridge, I'm ashamed to say that I'd like to hear your rant, just to see how depraved you can get!
JBridge: OK.
JBridge: First of all, relationships.
JBridge: I am of the opinion that virgins should never write porn.
ponicalica: Just to get it out of the way: >realism >hentai
ponicalica: >laughinggirls.jpg
JBridge: Really, the problem most porn has is that it's paced improperly.
Motoko: nononononononono, I didn't actually mean that you should *do* it, JBridge!
JBridge: It's like a joke five seconds of setup and ten minutes of punchline.
JBridge: See, now you have me started!
Motoko: That was more of a remark on morbid curiosity than an invitation to actually say anything!
Motoko left the room (Kicked by Solstace (False encouragement)).
You have been kicked by Solstace: (Stop)
Motoko [~iwatani@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe93:3d6f] entered the room.
JBridge: You shouldn't have told me that you wanted to her it, then!
Solstace: >:|
Motoko: I could have phrased that in a less inviting manner, yes...
JBridge: Yes.
Motoko: I apologize if my grasp of language isn't quite so refined at 4:45 in the morning!
JBridge: Anyway, porn is just a genre. Due to the emotion it's designed to arouse, it tends to be placed in a category of its own.
JBridge: But it is nothing more than a genre when viewed properly.
JBridge: And frankly, I'm annoyed that it isn't getting the care it deserves.
JBridge: Anyway, back to Driver: San Francisco.
JBridge: Even though I'm in Marin right now.
Solstace: Oh, good, you're stopping.
Motoko: Why aren't you just taking a car out and driving around the real San Francisco?
Motoko: Such a missed opportunity, JBridge.
JBridge: When properly viewed, nothing is lewd.
JBridge: Also, no driver's license.
JBridge: Besides, I'd have to pay a toll in order to get into SF.
Motoko: It's not like what you're going to do will be legal anyway!
Motoko: And this is why you're inside playing video games instead.
JBridge: Or I could drive around the south bay, but screw that.
JBridge: Yep.
JBridge: Besides, games are more fun.
JBridge: Can I possess people and use their cars to take down criminals? No!
JBridge: Yes, that's a legitimate tactic in this game. Take out a criminal's vehicle by possessing someone in the oncoming lane and ram them.
JBridge: It's fun.
Motoko: You just haven't tried, JBridge.
JBridge: Oh believe me, I have.
ponicalica: Motoko: Are you encouraging JBridge again?
ponicalica: Remember what happened last time you did that?
JBridge: I've only managed to possess myself, thus far.
Motoko: At least he wouldn't be in here talking about porn! |