QDB: Quote #307330
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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 41 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 56.9% chance of being approved.

#307330* (?/41) ⚐Flag
bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: anal sex is why condoms were invented, it's like when you put parchment down on a cookie sheet
bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: personally I have no desire to stick my torpedo in anyone's unshielded thermal exhaust port, even if the rest of the trench run is so awesome I can do it with my eyes closed.
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