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<+MPR\splat> NO! DO NOT RUN! WE SHALL TAKE OUR STAND HERE VALIANTLY AGAINST THE NERDS!
<+MPR\splat> I ROLL A D20 FOR INITIATIVE!
<+MPR\splat> wait, shit
<@this1neguy> roll 1d20, over 10 takes a stand
<@this1neguy> roll y/n
<+MPR\splat> yes
<+MPR\splat> i'm even listening to battle music
<@this1neguy> result: 9
<+MPR\splat> SHIT
<@this1neguy> use your token of luck for a second roll?
<+MPR\splat> okay
<@this1neguy> result: 4
<@this1neguy> You fail to take a stand, and trip over a rock, falling over the edge of the cliff.
<@this1neguy> You plunge into the rocky waters behind you.
<@this1neguy> Roll 1d10 to attempt to save yourself? Under 5 survives the fall.
<+MPR\splat> uh yeah
<+MPR\splat> fine
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat rolls 1d10.
<@this1neguy> Result: 3.
<+MPR\splat> WELL FUCK YOU BITCH
<+MPR\splat> I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat survives the fall by grabbing a branch.
<+MPR\splat> AND THEN I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT IT
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat casts MAGIC MISSILE at the branch, blowing it up.
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat resumes falling into the water.
<+MPR\splat> THEN I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DM
<+MPR\splat> AND KILL HIM BEFORE I HIT THE WATER
<+MPR\splat> FREE OF MY BONDS AT LAST, I MANIPULATE SPACETIME AS I PLEASE
<+MPR\splat> AND SAVE MYSELF
<@this1neguy> Roll 1d6 to attempt MAGIC MISSILE cast at DM. Natural 6 kills the DM.
<@this1neguy> Roll?
<+MPR\splat> you're already dead but okay I'll kill the zombie dm
<@this1neguy> (I set the rules so you can't just kill the DM at your will.)
<+MPR\splat> you suck
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat rolls 1d6 to attempt to cast MAGIC MISSILE at the DM. Result: 6.
<+iPie> dude
<+MPR\splat> [final fantasy victory theme]
<@this1neguy> HE ROLLED A FUCKING NATURAL 6 TO KILL THE DM.
<@this1neguy> I CAN'T EVEN MAKE UP A RULE TO STOP THAT, THAT'S TOO FUCKING LUCKY.
<+MPR\splat> do I win some pancakes or something |