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< ALX| --Log opened at 2009-10-23 06:57--
.    | CoJaBo> Ok, I'll buy that for a sec...
.    | CoJaBo> Theres a proposition. Much petitioning, lobbying, and protests ensue, theres a huge debate, but finnally it passes into law-
.    | CoJaBo> Porn is outlawed in the US. Now what?
.    | kile> REJOICEEE!!
.    | CoJaBo> Why? Some dude in Washington signed his name on a piece of paper. Nothing happened.
.    | CoJaBo> (except the mass loss of jobs in an entire industry).
.    | kile> ?
.    | CoJaBo> Nothing changed. People are still downloading porn.
.    | kile> Arrestt them then.
.    | CoJaBo> How? You dont know whos doing it.
.    | kile> but their breaking the law!
.    | CoJaBo> Indeed. But how do you find them?
.    | kile> trace their ip?
.    | CoJaBo> You go to the owner of www {dot} TwoLesbiansOneBanana {dot} web and demand their membership records. They refuse. "Silly Americans, porn is legal here in Zimbabwe!"
.    | kile> get a warrent.
.    | CoJaBo> The US has no jurisdiction in forign countries.
.    | kile> arrest them anyway.
.    | CoJaBo> Arrest who?
.    | kile> the perverts
.    | CoJaBo> But you dont know who they are!
.    | kile> Check their internet history.
.    | CoJaBo> The judge refuses to grant you a warrent for "internet records on every united states citizen".
.    | CoJaBo> Spying on US Citizens? How dare you!
.    | kile> no,only the perverts
.    | CoJaBo> You cant. You still dont know who they are.
.    | ! kile has left
.    | lollz> ha, owned
.    > CoJaBo> Censorship FTL.
< ALX> Its called SOPA.
< ALX> Censorship FTL, FTL.
< CoJaBo> o_O
Comment: SOPA Blackout Day, Jan 18, 2012
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