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Vespucci: God... I think I've been seeing this girl long enough that I'm supposed to get her flowers on V-Day.
Vespucci: I spend too much time thinking about this girl.
Vespucci: I don't get anything done now, between spending time with her, texting her, looking for deals on flowers for her, explaining my feelings to her. This is turning into bullshit.
Vespucci: Fook man... I heard this radio add for a dozen roses (dunno what color, don't give a shit) for $20. Can't find that florist though.
Vespucci: Fuck it. I'm splitting the difference with some $10 flowers from the grocery store on the 7th.
Vespucci: That's "valentine's day" enough for me.
Vespucci: Granted... come steak and blow job day I'm lucky to net a hamburger and a 30 second tug...
Orca: Vespucci: It must be love
Orca: you should marry her and have some kids
Vespucci: Maybe I'm better off just keeping chicks chained up in the basement.
Vespucci: Less work.
Vespucci: Well, at least less emotional investment. |