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<Sunset> Dave what does this mean if when one time I had a random boner and I think this girl noticed because ever since then she started being really nice to me?
<~blue_tetris> How old are you?
<Sunset> 14
<~blue_tetris> What were the circumstances regarding the random boner? Did she bring it up to you?
<kai> was she the cause
<Sunset> umm
<Sunset> no
<Sunset> it was just random
<Sunset> ya know
<kai> is she hawt?
<Sunset> yeah
<kai> then she's the cause
<Sunset> no no
<kai> at least from now on
<Sunset> I wasn't looking at her.
<kai> no, i know
<kai> but if it comes up
<kai> shes the cause
<~blue_tetris> So, Sunset.
<~blue_tetris> She didn't mention the boner.
<~blue_tetris> How do you know she was aware of the boner?
<Sunset> She started being really nice to me after that happened.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, chances are only -you- noticed the boner.
<Sunset> Oh.
<~blue_tetris> Trust me, women are not impressed or motivated by your boner.
<Sunset> YEAH THANKS
<kai> well, they are teenagers
<~blue_tetris> Hmm, true.
<~blue_tetris> Maybe she's being nice because she values your friendship, not your boner.
<~blue_tetris> Just putting that out there.
<Sunset> Okay
<Sunset> Thanks
<Sunset> :D
<kai> if she's showing interest show some back, but please for the love of god forget about the boner
<~blue_tetris> Really, life isn't all about boners, Sunset.
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<~blue_tetris> None of my boners are random.
<Sunset> The use of the word boner this much is making me chuckle.
<~blue_tetris> Some of my boners don't even work in circumstances where they ought to. I gotta appreciate the random boner.
<~blue_tetris> You've got me thinking about boners, Sunset, what can I say.
<kai> i hate random boners on the city bus
<kai> cuz then getting up to get off is soooo awkward
<~blue_tetris> Dude, I get female-prompted boners on the bus all the time.
<~blue_tetris> And after you get up and get off, you still have to disembark from the bus.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, go to this girl and say: "I couldn't help but notice you admiring my boner the other day."
<~blue_tetris> "And, well... to be perfectly fair... I was sorta checking yours out too." Then wink at her and touch the small of her back with your extended boner.
<Sunset> I said I was 14, not 24.
<~blue_tetris> What do you think the boner is for, astronomy? When you develop one of these, you have to take good advantage of it.
<~blue_tetris> I guess if you want to be more subtle about it, just sit her down and ask her how she feels about boners.
<~blue_tetris> In general. Not yours specifically. Just get her honest opinion about boners.
<~blue_tetris> If she's a good friend, she'll understand. I mean, what's a boner between two friends, ey?
<kai> you have the power man
<kai> in your pants
<kai> USE IT
<kai> but dont abuse it
<~blue_tetris> Never abuse your boner.
<@GamingWolf> Boner Abuse Resistance Education
<@GamingWolf> BARE
<~blue_tetris> "It's time for the BARE facts."
<~blue_tetris> It's a great motto.
<~blue_tetris> The first step to getting over your boner is realizing that you -have- a boner. |