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[20:02:06] <ShaRose> hahaha
[20:02:16] <ShaRose> I just had a literal monster turd
[20:02:22] <ShaRose> It hurt like fuck
[20:02:26] <ShaRose> and when I had to flush
[20:02:31] <ShaRose> it just went NOPE
[20:02:42] <Sab0t> did you give it a name
[20:02:47] <ShaRose> I managed to plunge it so I could see the fucker peeking out
[20:02:57] <ShaRose> and I tried to pull it out to see wtf the problem was
[20:03:04] <ShaRose> the issue was it was massive and hard as fuck
[20:03:17] <ShaRose> it literally was tougher than the toliet paper roll core
[20:03:39] <ShaRose> it made a 2 millimeter dent before it collapsed
[20:03:47] <ShaRose> so I had to chop it in half somehow
[20:03:53] <lKinx> lolwut
[20:03:53] <ShaRose> and I tried using the plunger
[20:04:04] <ShaRose> it took like 9 chops
[20:04:14] <ShaRose> but it FINALLY chopped in 2
[20:04:16] <geraldbrent> I'm ROFLMAO
[20:04:17] <ShaRose> with the goddamn plunger
[20:04:22] <ShaRose> and I tried to flush
[20:04:23] <lKinx> someone quote this...
[20:04:28] <ShaRose> and I think one half managed to get down
[20:04:36] <ShaRose> and I can't see the other
[20:04:43] <lKinx> QUOTE THIS :P
[20:04:45] <ShaRose> but it has WAY less flushing power
[20:04:47] <Pepper> Sec
[20:04:52] <ShaRose> so I think the monster turd still is alive in there
[20:05:02] <ShaRose> deep in the bowels of my toliet
[20:05:24] <ShaRose> I named him "Monstroso" btw Sab0t
[20:05:31] <ShaRose> fitting name don't you think
[20:05:45] <Sab0t> i usuaully name mine turtleheadComment: Serious modding discussion in #risucraft
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