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<blue_tetris> When does your family leave, already.
<Yahoozy> You need me.
<Yahoozy> Don't you.
<blue_tetris> I do.
<blue_tetris> I mean... ahem.... When you're done playing Candy Land with your famiwy, Lil Mason, you give me a holler, huh?
<Yahoozy> Okay. :>
* blue_tetris briefly shows another telling expression as he glance back at Mason's loving family, before heading out into the cold Christmas Eve.
<Yahoozy> Wait, Dave! You forgot your gift.
<Yahoozy> It's Travel-sized Scrabble. We didn't really know what to get you...
<blue_tetris> I... no, you really shouldn't have.
<blue_tetris> I'm not even part of the family. I... don't even have a family...
<Yahoozy> You have a family Dave. You're a mythomanic.
<Yahoozy> Please leave before Aunt Shelly notices you're still here because you told her you were a serial rapist.
* blue_tetris bundles his four coats close to his body, and stares blankly, ignoring any facts about himself.
<blue_tetris> Have you any warm cider before I go?
<Yahoozy> You have cider in your hand. Right now. You drank almost the entire bowl.
<blue_tetris> I guess Christmas is something -inside- all along.
<blue_tetris> You can't just buy it from the shelves... it's... right here... right now. With my new family.
* blue_tetris embraces your relatives, then throws up under the back of the tree where no one will see it.
<blue_tetris> It's not a Christmas tree, mind you. It's just out on the lawn. It's not even Christmas.
<Yahoozy> It's not even a lawn. We're at a hockey game right now.
<Yahoozy> But you did bring an entire pitcher of apple cider with you.
<blue_tetris> I vomited behind the goalie, where everyone could see it.
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