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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 37 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 52.5% chance of being approved.

#308189* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<flag> wait gloomp
<flag> did i ever tell you the story of how i met a guy who killed his mother
<gloomp> you did not
<flag> i was at taco cabana at about 4 am
<flag> taco plate, a #2
<flag> best deal on earth
<flag> me and a friend at a four person table
<flag> all of a sudden
<flag> homeless person in a cowboy hat and suspenders, all up in my table
<flag> i'm like what can i do for ya mate
<flag> and he's like
<flag> i just killed my mother
<flag> and i'm like
<flag> hahahaha
<flag> oh no
<flag> he's serious
<flag> (that last bit in a whisper to my friend)
<flag> so then i'm like
<flag> tell me more
<flag> and he's like
<flag> well
<flag> she was annoying me
<flag> (and i'm nodding)
<flag> so i killed her in bastrop
<flag> which is about an hour's drive from where we were currently eating taco plates
<flag> and then he walked here
<flag> but
<flag> but
<flag> here is the crazy part
<flag> he was carrying taco bell
<flag> he had just come to the taco cabana to sleep
<flag> man what
<flag> the fuck
<gloomp> beautiful
<Rose> I assume you got the hell out of there and called the cops.
<gloomp> why would you call the cops
<gloomp> a guy like that is on a whole nother level than boring old cops
<flag> i did not call the cops
<flag> i believe i bought him a taco
<flag> a real one not that taco bell crap
<flag> to be fair i was on drugs and the whole oh hey he is either a murderer, insane or both thing just flew by me
<flag> never occurred to me that i might actually call the police
<flag> until now
<flag> maybe i will call them in the morning
<gloomp> you're a good person flag
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