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<Zakiel> That reminds me of something I saw on campus today.
<Zakiel> There was this woman and guy outside, and the woman had a sign that says, "JUST SAY NO TO STDS!" and the guy was wearing a cape and spandex, dressed like superman, without the emblem.
<Zakiel> and they wanted people to sign a anti-STD pledge. So this guy walks by and the woman says, "join us in the fight against STDs" and the guy says, "I already have three STDs" and she replies, "sir, that isn't something one should take pride in." He grabs his crotch and says, "You only wish I would give you some. |