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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 26 times.
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<@Saturn> JRP2234: a nice thought, but i'll bet you the new one will be rubbish; i just have visions of DNF all over again...
< Bronysith> Saturn: please dont bring that game into this
<@Saturn> Bronysith: i'll bring anything into anything i want
* Saturn brings a lion into a bar
<@Saturn> the barman says "you can't leave that lion there"
<@Saturn> and i say, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
<@Saturn> and the barman says "you're in the wrong joke, mate"
<@Saturn> so i take the lion, and try to find the correct joke
<@Saturn> we set out on an epic quest, through the metaverse of humour
<@Saturn> we run into many foes and tribulations along the way, but also make new friends and allies
<@Saturn> using the knowledge we gain, and leveraging the bonds we forge, we eventually reach our goal, only to realise that the journey back will be twice as hard
<@Saturn> though we make it back home eventually, the journey has changed us, and we will never be the same innocent and inexperienced children we once were
<@Saturn> *ba dum tsh*
< Bronysith> Saturn: best joke ever
* Saturn has the best extended metaphors
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