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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 28 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 63.7% chance of being approved.

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* Lilly applies glitter to ktemkin[work]
* Turaiel watches as ktemkin bursts into flames
<Turaiel> He has a negative reaction to happy things. You should have expected this.
<ktemkin[work]> Why do you assume I have a negative reaction to happy things?
<Turaiel> Because you just burst into flames when covered in glitter.
<ktemkin[work]> Glitter is not a happy thing.
<ktemkin[work]> It gets /everywhere/.
<Turaiel> Glitter is ALWAYS HAPPY
<Turaiel> When it gets everywhere it's just spreading the happy like a HAPPY CANCER
<Turaiel> Soon your life is overrun with happiness and no amount of vacuuming will make it go away completely
<ktemkin[work]> I am going to call the mental hospital, and they are going to take you away.
* Turaiel tosses glitter everywhere!
<Turaiel> WHEEEEEComment: #twokinds on Nightstar
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