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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 28 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 56.4% chance of being approved.

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<SquidDNA> I had this girl come to the classroom while we were grading
<Ramrod> and she threw herself at you
<Cable|Laptop> Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you because your voice is bouncing off my chiselled torso
<SquidDNA> She was having kittens in the hall because she had missed turning in an assignment and the submissions link was gone because it had expired
<SquidDNA> But she was like
<SquidDNA> When I say having kittens do you understand
<Kalimac> ... no
<Pocktio> This girl birthed kittens?
<+OhJohnNo> "she was LITERALLY having kittens"
<Cable|Laptop> It's easy
<SquidDNA> There were infant cats falling out of her vagina
<+OhJohnNo> ahahahaha
<Kalimac> was she pregnant by a cat?
<Pocktio> That seems like a pretty big science thing
<Cable|Laptop> LOL
<halko> :D
<SquidDNA> No, it
<SquidDNA> s an idiom I picked up somewhere, just very very upset
<SquidDNA> shaking and crying and shit
<Lleman> she shat cats? o_O
* +OhJohnNo is prepared to fall over
<Lleman> i need more spirits
<Kalimac> and someone somewhere has that as a fetish
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