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<@DrtySOUTH> My friend Jason got deployed to Afghanistan.
<@DrtySOUTH> He left on Monday.
<@YelseyKing> Damn.
<@DrtySOUTH> Before he left, he left a bunch of bags behind.
<@DrtySOUTH> I assumed it was just a bunch of surplus clothing or something, and never paid it much attention.
<@DrtySOUTH> Got a text from saying to open the bags, so we did, and it's mountains upon mountains of army rations.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're called "MRE", because the government loves acronyms.
<@DrtySOUTH> "Meals Ready to Eat".
<@DrtySOUTH> There's enough food here to last months.
<@YelseyKing> ...waaat
<@YelseyKing> Why'd he leave you something like that?
<@DrtySOUTH> I haven't the slightest.
<@YelseyKing> Well, he always did strike me as rather strange. I mean, this is a guy who keeps all his music in WAV. =P
<@DrtySOUTH> Opening up one of the military MRE's, "ratatouille".
<@DrtySOUTH> Eating it now.
<@DrtySOUTH> Not bad at all.
<@NWH> Probably tastes better than The Incredibles, at least
<@DrtySOUTH> boooo
<@YelseyKing> It could be worse.
<@YelseyKing> He could be eating Cars. |