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<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.Comment: efnet #ampedout
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