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#10510 (55/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :> |
#8463 (55/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.
<Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?
<Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready. |
#8472 (55/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic" |
#3353 (55/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k?
<nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat.
<mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid
<mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd
<mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way
<nitrifik_> CMYKOOL
<nitrifik_> I'd buy it. |
#5918 (55/279) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex |
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#7968 (55/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat? |
#2341 (55/220) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9 |
#298790 (55/141) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Luv_Guru> Those girls are def. Japanese.
<pikapo0> no korean
<Seretonin> so they're just like japanese girls, but they can play starcraftComment: #tr
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#1841 (55/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
#15163 (55/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah |
#32076 (55/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?
<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm
<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?
<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic |
#37968 (55/189) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear. |
#36182 (55/165) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old today! I (Barhom) just wanted to congrat in some special way, and I thought of all of you guys helping me, I just need you guys todo this: /msg TheAvatar HAPPYBDAY!!!
(@Biggs`) what the bejesusing fuck
(@Biggs`) stfu
(@Biggs`) noob
... a minute or two later ...
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: Since you guys did a great job and accidently crashed TheAvatar's mirc he couldn't reply to you all and say Thank you! (He really wanted too) - Anyways you can see a early printscreen that he took only couple of seconds after the last msg here http://www.bullettimes.com/bday1.jpg
(@Biggs`) *accidentally* crashed, wtf
(@Biggs`) that was about as deliberate as it gets |
#39011 (55/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded. |
#43371 (55/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device" |
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#6764 (55/196) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :) |
#50560 (55/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Warrior412> (*)
<+Warrior412> It's an olive.
<+Warrior413> .-.
<+Warrior413> it's a park bench
<+Warrior412> $$$$$$$ it's 7 dollar signs
<+Warrior413> oh
<+Heero> It's two idiots :-PComment: #intuitive on ECNet
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#27266 (55/219) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 64.12.136.57
<bCc> wtf
<mtek> could try one of them O_o
<bCc> DONT HURT OURMEXICAN AOL SERVERS
<spear_> telnet 64.12.136.89 110
<spear_> not working
<mtek> mx doesnt mean mexican
<mtek> :/
<demetry> lmao
<bCc> oh.
<mtek> idiot
<mtek> lol
<demetry> mail exchange
* bCc goes back to my corner |
#16773 (55/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate |
#220553 (55/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Grim: I'm gonna go shower though
Grim: I'll be back later
Dexi: wtf? since when do you shower!?
Grim: shut up! it's the 30th
Grim: that's always when I do it |
#47251 (55/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasantComment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
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#288157 (55/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of a mother |
#5022 (55/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty? |
#4260 (55/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!! |
#13732 (55/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES
<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
<Kwyjimbo> i understand
<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that |
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