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#241 (239/520) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York |
#239 (235/481) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs. |
#238 (88/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site |
#236 (418/650) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia |
#235 (256/475) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor |
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#231 (18/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno |
#230 (153/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do |
#229 (106/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting. |
#228 (234/483) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard |
#227 (264/486) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo |
#226 (109/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end |
#225 (6/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda |
#224 (144/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol |
#223 (1/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[azn]> i am valid victorian |
#218 (252/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade... |
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#217 (88/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl; |
#216 (9/591) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one |
#205 (290/520) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do. |
#204 (211/477) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang? |
#203 (1/483) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them |
#202 (210/475) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas? |
#201 (269/504) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form |
#200 (10/488) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal |
#199 (-1/465) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3 |
#197 (4/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :' |
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