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#48 (5/743) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
#47 (231/551) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
#46 (5/875) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
#45 (5/763) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
#44 (8/496) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
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#43 (185/575) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
#42 (-721/5783) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
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<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
#40 (7/852) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
#39 (210/550) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf
#38 (2381/5417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#37 (7/747) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<iln> cd earlyteen
#36 (177/585) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?
#35 (8/696) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
#33 (1735/3958) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
Open call for science fiction prose/art
#32 (547/1127) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me
#31 (571/1401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
#30 (528/1217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
#28 (346/873) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#27 (8/1020) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
#26 (3/3486) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
#25 (7/1012) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash
#24 (2752/5974) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
#23 (617/1480) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
#22 (478/993) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny πOld
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
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