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#7374 (190/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing |
#7369 (52/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all |
#7361 (6/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly |
#7359 (11/177) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect |
#7358 (-1/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB> alchohol
<HrdwrBoB> is
<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz
<Fryboy> er
<Fryboy> thought that was necter
<HrdwrBoB> nah
<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags |
#7357 (6/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that
<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)
<lsd> hehe
<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P
<Fryboy> hehe
<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"
<lsd> lol
<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother
<Fryboy> O_O
<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO
<zeitgeist> lol |
#7356 (29/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :)
<lsd> hehehe
<lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'?
<lsd> nananananananana
<lsd> SCOMAN!
<zeitgeist> lol
<lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole!
<zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman! |
#7355 (152/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons |
#7352 (72/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right |
#7348 (32/220) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods |
#7347 (91/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kaniff> yes, neep and i had a capital time at the mall
<Neep> too many people...I could never make my move on kaniff
<kaniff> i could see the desire in your eyes
<Neep> I wanted you
<kaniff> alright
<kaniff> stop that now |
#7345 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself |
#7344 (100/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving |
#7343 (-2/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower |
#7342 (10/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me! |
#7339 (4/212) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though |
#7334 (130/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that |
#7333 (0/196) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party |
#7332 (51/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AshiFoo> I just need a life now
<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection |
#7331 (37/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,... Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)
<Pingu> Hey!
<Pingu> Im a penguin! |
#7330 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?
<Domino> guess so...
<Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up |
#7329 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fiXie> me have black eye :(
<ArioZ`> from whats?
<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course |
#7327 (152/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?
<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it |
#7326 (4/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it |
#7323 (257/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid. |
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