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#7322 (76/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow |
#7318 (-4/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now |
#7316 (44/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass |
#7312 (4/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! |
#7309 (33/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses |
#7308 (99/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win |
#7305 (-4/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying
<@Tezza> I'm fucking anyways
<@Tezza> *fucking/fucked
<@|ian> SURE THING!
<@|ian> =D |
#7304 (121/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue. |
#7302 (141/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart. |
#7301 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks |
#7300 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend |
#7299 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis |
#7297 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed |
#7294 (179/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me... |
#7293 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer |
#7292 (50/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :) |
#7291 (86/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!! |
#7288 (118/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her |
#7286 (4/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons |
#7285 (122/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne- ) fmita?
( Khorne- ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne- ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it? |
#7284 (156/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs" |
#7283 (155/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy ) you need to pay more attention at school |
#7282 (152/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) i love the internet
( Fuzzy ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzy ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzy ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2 ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n |
#7280 (155/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens |
#7278 (113/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down |
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