QDB: Latest Approved Quotes
About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search

TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..544545546547548549550..559Next>
#428 (141/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
#427 (59/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.
#426 (162/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
#425 (139/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
#424 (127/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
Got Twitter? Follow @qdb for updates
#421 (126/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
#420 (7/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
#419 (1/415) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
#418 (0/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
#417 (204/372) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
#416 (1/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
#415 (32/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.
#414 (0/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
#413 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
#412 (150/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality
Become a fan of QDB on Facebook!
#411 (1/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
#410 (44/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
#409 (508/668) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#408 (3/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
#407 (13/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
#404 (8/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
#403 (2/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick
#402 (223/442) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
#401 (10/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
#400 (165/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
Dropbox: store, sync, share, free, awesome!
save page | share <Prev1..544545546547548549550..559Next>

About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search
0.012 (3) 13,964 quotes approved; 8,885 fermenting; karma: 187.1710