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#399 (1/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
#398 (178/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?
#397 (182/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
#396 (12/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2
#395 (10/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#394 (154/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself
#393 (2/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
#392 (1/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?
#391 (19/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
#390 (0/429) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
#389 (10/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya
#388 (2/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
#387 (8/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =
#386 (30/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
#385 (1/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic
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#384 (223/445) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM
#382 (122/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'
#381 (270/482) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace
#379 (251/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
#378 (132/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
#377 (1/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#376 (3/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^
#375 (2/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
#374 (139/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls
#373 (76/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?
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