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#590 (3/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
#579 (3/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
#567 (31/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
#565 (6/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux?
#564 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP
#559 (10/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
#558 (10/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#557 (2/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#556 (2/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
#555 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar
#554 (198/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
#552 (-2/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#550 (58/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
#549 (157/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
#548 (110/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?
#547 (43/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#546 (1/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
#545 (54/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself
#544 (182/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#543 (6/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
#541 (0/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it
#540 (-1/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :.
#539 (182/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#538 (155/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
#537 (-1/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
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