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#677 (162/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot
[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times.. but i'm okay.. |
#676 (87/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose? |
#673 (157/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me
<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded
like someone knocking on my window
<makeworld> shit |
#670 (56/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital... |
#668 (6/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up |
#667 (161/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProp erty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store |
#665 (40/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> i like to masturbate
<reptile-> heh
<reptile-> I remember along time ago
<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn
<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something
<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"
<reptile-> !#@$ |
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<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd |
#662 (96/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(|Chris) take your dick out of the port
(Chis) hey it worked! |
#660 (111/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw
<DigDug> wtf did that say?
<hypr> i dunno
<hypr> what i said |
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<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard? |
#658 (153/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire. |
#657 (1/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse |
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<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or .. |
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<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux |
#652 (145/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free? |
#650 (6/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows? |
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<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s |
#648 (246/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent. |
#647 (30/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that are increasing |
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<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P |
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<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway? |
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<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin? |
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<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense |
#636 (236/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that) |
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