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#712 (2/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack |
#711 (108/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity. |
#710 (0/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it |
#709 (187/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking |
#706 (3/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dkl> The Sudanese Arabs which posses some of the largest penis's in the world, practice this method from the point of puberty. Fathers would send their son off to a trainer who would perform milking (jelq) to the young man for 30 minutes every day. This milking exercise forces blood into the penis, repeatedly engorging the penis with blood. Over the course of several months, the blood spaces in the penis became larger, being able to hold more blood, which in
<dkl> Over a period of several years, some of the men's penises became larger than 18" in length and 10" in circumference. |
#705 (115/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:) |
#703 (0/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor |
#702 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski |
#700 (-2/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves. |
#699 (-1/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit? |
#698 (170/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL |
#695 (7/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O |
#694 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn |
#693 (122/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register |
#691 (128/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l
<wankel> 8923 |
#690 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags |
#689 (61/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity |
#688 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=< |
#687 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa |
#686 (58/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust" |
#685 (11/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive. |
#684 (51/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled |
#683 (-1/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once |
#682 (198/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek |
#679 (151/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?
<gargos> No... I've got homework to do. |
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