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#805 (2/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
#802 (-1/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america
#801 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
#798 (215/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41
#797 (1/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#795 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks shit to me.
#794 (202/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point
#793 (-1/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted
#792 (1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space
#791 (218/438) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft
#790 (182/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN"
#789 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
#788 (75/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
#787 (21/420) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
#786 (19/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free
#785 (19/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number
#783 (13/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer
#782 (22/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."
#781 (67/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
#780 (139/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya
#779 (68/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1
#774 (6/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
#773 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something
#772 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#771 (10/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
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