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#769 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r |
#766 (159/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches |
#765 (175/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun |
#764 (86/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++ |
#763 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now |
#762 (5/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome??? |
#761 (305/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway |
#759 (268/444) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it |
#758 (-1/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network? |
#757 (6/437) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is? |
#756 (55/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing) |
#755 (269/532) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it |
#753 (0/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> Ok, I promise never to hit on reptile- again |
#751 (285/498) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing |
#748 (105/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass? |
#747 (4/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY |
#740 (61/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you. |
#736 (-2/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs |
#735 (-2/496) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly |
#731 (87/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :| |
#724 (-2/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis |
#723 (5/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE |
#722 (149/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models. |
#718 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket |
#717 (0/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay |
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