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#303109* (?/40) ⚐Flag
lemonlimeskull: So I'm sitting in Hardee's (Carl's JR for anyone here one the west coast)
lemonlimeskull: This huge African American dude sits across from me at the booth. Plenty of tables around, of course, since this is Hardee's.
lemonlimeskull: Since I don't usually have uninvited guests at fast food restaurants, I'm naturally a bit put off while simultaniously wondering what the deal is.
lemonlimeskull: The guy goes "Hey, man what you do for a living?"
lemonlimeskull: I must've looked really confused, but I manage to answer "Game designer... Why?"
lemonlimeskull: The guy sits there for a good thirty seconds, looking out the window over my shoulder.
lemonlimeskull: Then he finally looks me straight on and says "Good, lemme ask you a question..."
lemonlimeskull: "Why don't Pacman wanna eat eyes?"
lemonlimeskull: I just gave him this really quizzical look, then he gets up and leaves.
lemonlimeskull: After a few seconds of wondering wtf that was all about, I look out the window over my shoulder and see about five police cars slowly driving off into the distance.
lemonlimeskull: The worst part is...... WHY doesn't Pacman wanna eat eyes?! |
#306703* (?/23) ⚐Flag
10:51 < er1c_> been working too long, lets make up a holiday
10:52 < er1c_> sounds like our us post office. they get like 500 days a year off
10:57 < craige> That's basically what it is
10:58 < craige> "In Ontario, many municipalites have local names for the day, such as Simcoe Day in Toronto, Mountie Day in North York,
Colonel By Day in Ottawa, George Hamilton Day in Hamilton, Joseph Brant Day in Burlington, Founders' Day in
Brantford, McLaughlin Day in Oshawa, Alexander Mackenzie Day in Sarnia, James Cockburn Day in Cobourg, Peter
Robinson Day in Peterborough, and John Galt Day in Guelph, as well as numerous other names in smaller
municipalities" - Wikipedia
10:59 < craige> All that basically says we don't care what the holiday is for, but we'll be damned if we're going into work.Comment: Civic holiday in Canada
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#308078* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area
< rev> it was a carpet factory/ ww2 weapons factory, so there was a railroad into here
< rev> railroad corp dont need permits to dig around their tracks
< rev> so porn companies came in and ordered fiber
< rev> and how there is fiber the tech companies came
< rev> 5 years ago, if you worked late chances were you would walk into an exibitionist scene being filmed while getting to your car
< rev> good times back then. |
#305502* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<inetknght> uhhh, oops
<inetknght> i was fucking around with ipv6 settings on my work's server and accidentally disabled ipv4 on it
<inetknght> ...without ipv4, i have zero method of remoting in to fix that so that the point-of-sale systems still function
<inetknght> suppose i still have remote access to another machine on the network... any idea how to remote in through link-local ipv6 to re-enable that shit so i dont get a call tomorrow morning?
* ~Genesis2001 prepares coffee for inetknght
<~Genesis2001> you'll need it :v |
#307324* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<dentist> lol build #666 on our buildbot failed for no reason whatsoever
<dentist> hail satan |
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#305819* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<+CoJaBo> Wow, Iodine tablets are completely sold out around here. o_O
< rhelic> CoJaBo: where do you live?
<+CoJaBo> Pennslyvania.
< rhelic> retarded
<+CoJaBo> I dunnno if they think its gonna be a Global Thermonuclear Apocalypse, or they just dont know where on earth Japan is actually located -_-' |
#307130* (?/47) ⚐Flag
* tbw clicks a YouTube "top video" on Steve Jobs' death...
<tbw> ...it starts with a Microsoft ad. |
#307407* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Rose> On the subject of trivia.
<Rose> My brother said something last weekend that could've been interpreted as a shit fetish, and someone decided to call him out on it.
<Rose> And I said that that actually exists and is called coprophilia.
<Rose> My dad looked at me.
<Rose> "You spend too much time on the internet." |
#306424* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Cat> Title: Duke Nukem's PR threatens to punish sites that run negative reviews
<Megatrauma> How are they going to punish them? Make them play it again? |
#302959* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+wrath> my feet are so sore
<@Malice> Okay so...
<@Malice> I've done one job application as Jesus.
<@Malice> One as Santa Claus.
<@Malice> And one as George Washington.
<@Malice> Who thinks I should do one as Hitler
<@Malice> ?
<+wrath> you mean "?" to what i said
<+luke1996rox> NO
<@Malice> No, wrath.
<@Malice> It was supposed to be on the tail end of my question about Hitler.
<+wrath> cool
<@Malice> Cool is not the expected answer during a conversation about Hitler.
<@Malice> Just sayin'
<+wrath> you mean hitler from the bible?
<@Malice> What the fuck? |
#297983* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Trivia> 304. Word Play : What is the fear of nuclear weapons known as?
<bitch> sanity |
#302725* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Crenomaster> I'm bored.
<Crenomaster> I think I'll count how many corners does a circle have.
<psy_wombats> Depends on your monitor resolution |
#307092* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Applejack> Ragsolith, your boss gave you cookies!?
<Applejack> I don't have a job but WHY CAN'T MY TEACHERS BE LIKE THAT
<Ragsolith> I work as a nanny, so my boss is technically my friend XD
<Applejack> Oh, nice.
<Applejack> Are the kid(s) annoying as all hell? :p
<Ragsolith> no. they're terrified of the wrath of their mother, who is the sassiest black woman I know
<Applejack> NICE.
<Ragsolith> One of the kids threw a tantrum the other day and just screamed in his room for a solid 5 minutes. I sent her a text asking what to do and her immediate response was "punch him" |
#305770* (?/53) ⚐Flag
Ceri Brynn: I went to New York one time, 'n' saw one of those signs that says beware pickpocketers? I checked my crotch like I had a wallet, then some guy wound up grabbing my junk.
Ceri Brynn: I don't think I've ever kicked a guy in the nads as hard as that.Comment: F-list
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#307243* (?/38) ⚐Flag
RevQ : meh, summer is properly here
RevQ : I should move my umbrella from my shower to my car
DK : why's it in your shower?
RevQ : umbrellas are meant to stop water falling on you from above
RevQ : why wouldn't it be
DK : but the water in the shower is SUPPOSED to fall on you
RevQ : pssh, only by common view
RevQ : and we know how flawed that is
RevQ: it's that kind of tacit acceptance of social views that gave us justin bieber
RevQ : showering with an umbrella, one of the lesser known methods of protesting pop music |
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#307804* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@timmo> i have found that smartphones have kept me from drunk texting ugly girls
<@timmo> due to their face popping up in every text |
#308094* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Derpy> Just hooked up the new pornograph
<Derpy> Just bought it, I love using it
<Derpy> Even though It's old, I still like it.
<Derpy> Phonograph*
<Derpy> >_> |
#308038* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@[BONFIRE]> fck me
<@[BONFIRE]> im installing RA3 from cd
<@[BONFIRE]> its taken over an hour now prolly slowest install in my life
<+Zylr> ra3 on cd? wtf
<@Cadaver> duh, they didn't had blue ray yet :p
<@[BONFIRE]> think ima gonna dl it instead
<@[BONFIRE]> can only be faster
<@Cadaver> I heared a lot of reasons for piracy, but this is a new one :D |
#308050* (?/22) ⚐Flag
#In the middle of a flamewar on the merits of AC vs DC transmission networks-
<Lewis> Is anyone aware that a group of people has already solved the issues between those two options and successfully blended them down in Sydney as back as 1973? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACDC |
#307723* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<%Eligos> so I walk into the liquor store for the walmart to get some beer and chips
<%Eligos> and this really big black chick comes in and asks the cashier "where you peach crunk at?"
<%Eligos> those exact words
<%Eligos> the cashier was an older black woman, and her response was, "What in the fuck did you just say?"
<%Eligos> I burst out laughing right there, it was so good
<%Eligos> definitely wish I could have got it on tapeComment: #anthroalliance on furnet
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#303710* (?/45) ⚐Flag
< macegr> my favorite chinese restaurant suddenly got a lot scarier
< macegr> i realized instead of saying "mandarin" on the sign it says "MANDRAIN"Comment: #geekissues
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#306605* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<@Matthew> had a weird dream last night, some doctors told me that my spine was fucked
<@Matthew> first they were very helpful promising to get it fixed, then they found out i didn't have private health insurance
< ulber> the american dream |
#304406* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<atari2600a> anyone else ever stare at that last supper painting
<atari2600a> & think to themselves what jesus was thinking
* atari2600a are now known as jesus
* jesus looks to the left, right
<jesus> you know there's FOUR SIDES to this table right?
<nwongfeiying> What?
<nwongfeiying> Lies.
<jesus> we all don't have to be scrunched together like this
<jesus> Judas what the fuck are you doing
<jesus> pass the rolls you asshole
<jesus> GOD DAMNIT the sun's burning the back of my fucking head!
<Armandtanzarian> i think the dinner is the least of your concerns
<Armandtanzarian> there are idiots in texas burning abortion clinics
<jesus> brb, Romans |
#305205* (?/52) ⚐Flag
chelsea: when i was in hawaii julio installed starcraft 2 on my laptop
chelsea: and showed me how to play
chelsea: and i was like
chelsea: OMG
chelsea: THIS IS JUST LIKE PHOTOSHOP
chelsea: its all shortcut mashing
chelsea: and dragging/clicking
chelsea: i was like HAHAH
chelsea: I AM SOOO GOOD AT THIS
Ryan: HAHAHA
Ryan: did you kick ass and he was like uhhh?
chelsea: haha yes
chelsea: and now i can kind of justify playing it
chelsea: i'm just keeping up my work speed! |
#307669* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<@reimero> I like my women like I like snow:
<@reimero> go.
<@hackess> Blowing sideways
<@hackess> Piled at the curb
<@hackess> Only around for three months.
<@reimero> Outside.
<@Mr_Shifty> stuck to the bottom of my boots
<@Mr_Shifty> ground up in the front of my snowblower?
<@Mr_Shifty> flavored with raspberry syrup
<@reimero> Down my pants?
<@Mr_Shifty> falling out of the sky
<@hackess> Formed into balls and thrown at my friends.
<@reimero> Frequently found in Canada
<@Mr_Shifty> thoroughly salted
<@Mr_Shifty> on my windshield
<@hackess> Better with hot chocolate
<@reimero> Surrounding frozen ponds
<@hackess> Serving as a portend of hockey season?
<@Mr_Shifty> With my name written in it?
<@reimero> Keeping me home from work!
<@Mr_Shifty> creating hazardous driving conditions |
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