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#10809 (56/237) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis |
#25157 (56/224) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker.
... (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls) |
#16971 (56/194) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me. |
#37968 (56/186) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear. |
#39011 (56/226) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded. |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#8810 (56/222) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk
<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit
<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort
<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out
<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit? |
#44140 (56/148) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work
<biounix> a side project because shit seems to disappear
<biounix> and we need to keep track of stuff right
<_stan> you need help with the fraud module?
<biounix> haha
<biounix> what type of fraud module?
<_stan> the kind that can pull shit out of the inventory so you can steal it, of course.
<biounix> nah
<biounix> i dont steal shit from work
<_stan> yeah, because you don't have a fraud module.
<biounix> hahahaha |
#104302 (56/128) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Gerrit> Cannot join #real-life (Banned) |
#27254 (56/206) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom.
<TheHumanCow> syl, use a duct tape condom
<Syl_Aran> O_o
<Syl_Aran> THC: fuck that
<TheHumanCow> exactly |
#20602 (56/184) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events. |
#27266 (56/218) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 64.12.136.57
<bCc> wtf
<mtek> could try one of them O_o
<bCc> DONT HURT OURMEXICAN AOL SERVERS
<spear_> telnet 64.12.136.89 110
<spear_> not working
<mtek> mx doesnt mean mexican
<mtek> :/
<demetry> lmao
<bCc> oh.
<mtek> idiot
<mtek> lol
<demetry> mail exchange
* bCc goes back to my corner |
#304036* (?/113) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<SurferDude123> hello
<xoxokissesxoxo> hey
<SurferDude123> asl?
<xoxokissesxoxo> 14/f/cali
<SurferDude123> oh what a coincidence
<SurferDude123> 45/m/cali
<xoxokissesxoxo> lol ur 45? ur pretty old lol.
<SurferDude123> yeah well, I'm in to younger girls. is that a problem?
<xoxokissesxoxo> are u married?
<SurferDude123> I've got a daughter, actually. she's in her room working on a project with her friend.
<xoxokissesxoxo> what r u doin flirting with girls my age?
<SurferDude123> Well it's like I said. I like younger girls. if my daughter wasn't still awake I'd be in there now.
<SurferDude123> trying to get with her friend.
<xoxokissesxoxo> that's kinda weird, but ok. lol. i like older guys. we should get together sometime maybe.
<SurferDude123> that would be nice. maybe we could even try to get together tomorrow? i can drive wherever.
<xoxokissesxoxo> no, i have skool tomorrow
<SurferDude123> well, that's ok. maybe on a weekend or something. school is important, too, you know.
<xoxokissesxoxo> speaking of skool, i should really get back to work on this project.
<xoxokissesxoxo> i dont want my dad to find out i'm online when i should be working. he would get mad.
<SurferDude123> what are you working on? maybe I can help.
<xoxokissesxoxo> its a science project im working on with my friend. its due next week.
<SurferDude123> ...what kind of science project?
<xoxokissesxoxo> we have to study an animal that lives in the ocean. its like a research project or something, idk.
<SurferDude123> what city do you live in?
<xoxokissesxoxo> long beach, y?
<SurferDude123> Katie you're grounded.
<xoxokissesxoxo> dad ??!!1
<SurferDude123> Has logged out |
#23974 (56/242) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle? |
#104366 (56/120) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<TD-Linux> I have the weirdest dreams
<TD-Linux> like, I finally found a girlfriend in a dream
<TD-Linux> then found out she ran an incompatable OS version o.OComment: Dreaming at freenode
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#214191 (56/136) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Gnome> Yo momma so fat, Atlas got confused, dropped the earth, and picked her up |
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Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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#13745 (56/212) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam
<RonWeasley> www.surveyorcorp.com get webcam32 and go crazy
<InsomniFox> bone- have you got a bible handy?
<Mort-Hog> Yes. The Bible tells you how to set up your webcam. |
#180 (56/406) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed |
#18365 (56/254) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* gibb blinks
* jitspoe winks ;)
* gibb sinks :o
* jitspoe thinks
* Murdock stinks.
<Murdock> doh! |
#116163 (56/172) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing?
<hohum> only for ugly people |
#20167 (56/204) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures |
#4068 (56/234) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
<K34R> but i will be one day <3 |
#16883 (56/249) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha |
#28917 (56/222) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard |
#1787 (56/240) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal. |
#25087 (56/216) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos |
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