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#29811 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Will> hmm i think it be time i put xp pron on this machine
<Will> xp pro |
#29810 (230/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh. |
#29803 (9/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it.
<TiTaN> " - |darc|
<|darc|> Yup.
<TiTaN> wtf does that mean >_>
<|darc|> She might be a whore.
<|darc|> There's an ancient word passed down from generation to generation. It goes something like this: If it smells like fish, eat as you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
<Kenichi> If someone is gay, stick your hardened penis up their asshole and make love with them.
<Kenichi> - KenichiComment: #dcemu
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#29809 (161/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX
[22:55] *** Soul|SEX is now known as Soul|GOTLAID
[22:56] <Lizking> that was pretty quick...Comment: sorry, I need the timestamps in there.
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#29806 (258/460) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kevlor> I finally found out where ugly people come from.
<Jaayy> Where?
<Kevlor> Ugly babies.
<Jaayy> And where do Ugly babies come from?
<Kevlor> Ugly people.
<Jaayy> You realize you're a dumbass right? |
#29804 (244/472) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pcchew> haha
<pcchew> i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
<pcchew> we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
<pcchew> i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man"
<pcchew> she was as red as the beef on displayComment: adventures in the grocery store..
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#29800 (204/402) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SmAuR> i got bandwidth that im not using, and i feel guilty, think of the poor africans with their can and string internet connections |
#29799 (140/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys?
<Edwards> lmao
<porkbelly> umm
<Edwards> lmfao
<porkbelly> I can think of 20,000 things wrong with that |
#29797 (233/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@kouha> cordless roxors :D
<+jocke> I had a cordless... it didn't survive my quake playing
<+jocke> too easy to toss
<@kouha> ic..
<+Daisuke> hah, no safety cord
<+jocke> ;)
<+Daisuke> flying mice
<+Daisuke> aren't those bats? |
#29781 (50/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to it?
<OrcaW> hahah
<OrcaW> not usually, no. For most it's more like chocolate.
[21:09] <Alien> strange
<Alien> can i say 'porn' whenever i mean 'chocolate' and be accepted then?
<lnp-work> yeah :
<Alien> ok |
#29783 (146/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra
<PoisonPen> In his pants? |
#29760 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kenichi> toothpaste fixed 5 of my music cds and my friend's gta3
<foofoo> it also prevents tooth decay.Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29744 (152/372) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Archr5> Sava, $399 AMERICAN thats like 900 million Canadian Yen. |
#29736 (-1/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@camo> ive become a better person since i started smoking dopeComment: as good as it gets, this is not
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#29731 (201/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Breej> Hey.
<Jaayy> Breej do you molest little boys?
<Breej> no.
<Jaayy> SICK FUCKING PERVERTED FUCK!
<Jaayy> oh.
<Jaayy> You said no. My bad. |
#29718 (263/467) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes |
#29717 (317/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I'm going to have the girl I made out with come to my office on her lunch break
<AlmtyBob> and have some "fun at work"
<AlmtyBob> *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
<IceWizard> ... you two are going to link up GBAs?
<IceWizard> and play Tetris?
<AlmtyBob> N0!
<AlmtyBob> ADVANCE WARS PLS |
#29712 (-3/1033) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT JRC!!!!111!!!111!!!1 |
#29700 (17/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Luke> hi
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of road get hit by trucks going both ways
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of airport runway get sucked into powerful jet engine and cut to tiny pieces of bloody pulp
* Quits: snes_rocks
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of donut is surrounded by joy always
* Quits: ssbmang
<+Luke> He who make joke on dead IRC channel make no laughs |
#29708 (153/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed.
<king-mob> Lippizanr: you and your middle-class morality |
#29707 (3033/5217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of peoples last meal requests in texas
<danamania> before execution.
<danamania> lots of cheeseburgers there
<Hamster> oh thats really sad
<Hamster> it looks like criminals drink coke. pepsi marketing needs to get hold of this |
#29706 (85/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Charc> Requel Welch looks good holding anything
<Gangor> not now she doesn't
<Charc> she could be holding my dead grandfathers rotting, maggot ridden penis in her hands, and the photo would still be art
<Gangor> you sick, sick man |
#29705 (115/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was white... |
#29704 (3/381) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
« DR_Satan0 » but jesus i couldnt look at my mom while she is riding me no matter how shitfaced i was..Comment: From #dcemu on cheatlist
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#29696 (9160/13116) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud |
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